How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Both of them.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change the bulb and 99 to write the enviromental impact report.

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How many men does it take to change either a light bulb or a roll of toilet paper? No one knows. It has never happened.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want to change it into.

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What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?  The sofa doesn’t keep asking for Bud Light!

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