Why don’t they light the olympic torch in Athens? It’s hard to put out a Greece fire.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where does bad light end up? In prism
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How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bilb? 10,0000 – to give the bilb a cultural revolution
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Think like a proton. Always positive.
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How many archaelogists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One team, but they’ll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? – What does it matter? – It’s just going to go out again anyway.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb? Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Astronomers prefer the dark.