Before getting my degree I was underkoalafied for my chosen career.
Why did the boy fall of his bike? Because three koalas fell on top of him.
Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD.
A skoalad, overcrowded prison.
When does a Koala go “moo”? When it is learning a new language!
What’s a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why isn’t the the koala a real bear? He doesn’t have the right koalifications.
Do you know that Koala gives top koality hugs
Whaddya mean? my nostrils don’t look like a cats face.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!