When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

707

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

293

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

454

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

806

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

325

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

140

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

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Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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