When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

1098

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

1075

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

391

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

753

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

405

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

1251

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

480

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

221

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

216

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

204