After I had a minor accident, the ER nurse asked my mother for my height and weight, and I blurted out, “Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.”

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While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother leaned over to me. “Sweetheart,” she gently chided, “this is not the Internet.”

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What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

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Can you show me how to use the Internet? I d better – otherwise you will just go round and round in circles.

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Who’s the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!

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Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

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Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo

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won’t stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
Baby you know this shit isn’t USB2.0..it’s firewire!
Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place. Is your name google? (Why?) Because you have exactly what I’m looking for!

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How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

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I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access

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