I try not to judge people based on first impressions but if I see you put gummy bears on your ice cream stay away from me and my family. 161
Guy on my train: a crowded Amtrak on a freezing day is the right time and place for me to enjoy a big ass ice cream cone 152
The new Baywatch Official Trailer reminds me that bathing suit season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the ice cream truck. 145
Being in a long term relationship and seeing your partner naked is like driving a hearse that plays ice cream truck music. Mixed emotions 177
MC Hammer eats a lot of ice cream every day because as a kid his parents told him, “U Can’t Touch This” 161
On May 2nd a drunk driver almost ended my life. I have since gone on to discover great things. Mainly that Percocet and ice cream mix well. 177