I try not to judge people based on first impressions but if I see you put gummy bears on your ice cream stay away from me and my family.

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Guy on my train: a crowded Amtrak on a freezing day is the right time and place for me to enjoy a big ass ice cream cone

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream

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How do astronauts eat their ice creams? In floats!

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The new Baywatch Official Trailer reminds me that bathing suit season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the ice cream truck.

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You can buy eel-flavored ice cream in Japan.I guess if you are out of chocolate and vanilla.

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Being in a long term relationship and seeing your partner naked is like driving a hearse that plays ice cream truck music. Mixed emotions

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I wish I had as much hope as the guy driving the ice cream truck around in February.

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MC Hammer eats a lot of ice cream every day because as a kid his parents told him, “U Can’t Touch This”

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On May 2nd a drunk driver almost ended my life. I have since gone on to discover great things. Mainly that Percocet and ice cream mix well.

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