What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!