She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”

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When do franks tell insults? At a wienie roast!

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When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!

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Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener

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What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

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Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.

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What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.

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When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.

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