What’s the best way to lead a horse to water? With lots of apples and carrots!

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What disease was the horse scared of getting? Hay fever!

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How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground

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Which side of the horse has the most hair? The outside!

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Why did the man stand behind the horse? He was hoping to get a kick out of it.

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Why did the horse cross the road? Because somebody shouted hay!

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What do you call a scary female horse? A nightmare!

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Are you a horse? Yay or neigh?

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What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? A Macintosh

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What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? Sherbet

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