Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why was the lady’s hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.

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How does the queen bee fix her hair? She uses a honey comb! – Or – Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they have honeycombs

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Three year old son Scott had thin fly-away hair, so his mother often wet it to comb it into place. One morning as she applied water and slicked his hair back , she announced it was time for him to get another haircut. “Mom.” Scott replied, “If you’d quit watering it so much, it wouldn’t grow so fast!”

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All men have the same amount of hormones. If you want to use yours growing body hair, that’s your business.

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What does a blonde call a bottle of black hair dye??…Artificial intelligence.

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New paper advertisement – Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

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Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox.

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Two old ladies sat on a bench talking. One said to the other, “Good heavens! Who did your hair? It looks like a wig!” The second lady replied, “It is a wig.” “Really?” exclaimed the first lady, “You could never tell!”

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What my “Ph.D.” really stands for: Professional hair Dresser. Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.

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