Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!
What do you call a scary female horse? A nightmare!
What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? A Macintosh
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? Sherbet
What’s a dog’s perfect job? Bark-eology.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the “barking” lot!
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!
I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.