Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!

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What do you call a scary female horse? A nightmare!

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What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? A Macintosh

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What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? Sherbet

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What’s a dog’s perfect job? Bark-eology.

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Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the “barking” lot!

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What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!

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I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

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