What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

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To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

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Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

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What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?  Licence to Krill

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What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!

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What do you do when chemists die? Barium!

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Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.

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The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

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How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

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