What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film? Licence to Krill
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!
What do you do when chemists die? Barium!
Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.
The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
How did I escape Iraq? Iran.