What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

430

What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

541

Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

319

What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

448

What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

475

What does a sheep say after you stole its wool? Sheariously!

186

Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.

299

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

550

Why do cows lie down in the rain?  To keep each udder dry.

376

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

334