What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.
Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!
What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.
What does a sheep say after you stole its wool? Sheariously!
Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.