Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? He couldn’t conc
entrate What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Slippers!
Why did the pineapple go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine!
What do you use to open a banana? A monkey!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise!
Why did the blonde get fired from the banana factory? Because she kept throwing the bent ones out!