Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties? Because they are such fungis (fun guys, get it!)

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How does a lemon ask for a hug? “Give us a squeeze!”

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What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!

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How does a ghost eat an apple? By goblin it!

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When is an apple a grouch? When it’s a crab apple!

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What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!

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What did the apple skin say to the apple? I’ve got you covered

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Why were the apple and the orange all alone? Because the banana split Apricot

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What is King Kong’s favorite food? Ape-ricots! Banana

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What do two bananas do when they meet each other? A banana shake!

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