Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!

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When do you know a banana wants to dance? When you see a banana shake!

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What vegetables are a sailors enemy? leeks!

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What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean

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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.

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Why do bananas use sunscreen?  Because they peel.

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What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.

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Why did the banana go to see the doctor? The banana was not peeling very well.

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Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares? Because they take up too mushroom.

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