What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!

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What do you call a talking frog? A quantum leap.

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What’s a frogs favorite flower? A croakus!

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What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling? Mistletoad.

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How do you make frog legs? In a croak=pot.

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Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.

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What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day? Nothing!

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What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince.

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How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.

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Whats the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.

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