What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
What do you call a talking frog? A quantum leap.
What’s a frogs favorite flower? A croakus!
What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling? Mistletoad.
How do you make frog legs? In a croak=pot.
Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.
What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day? Nothing!
What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince.
How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.
Whats the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.