The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

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What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg White!

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What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!

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What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!

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What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!

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Did you hear about McDonalds? They eggspanded the breakfast menu.

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Why is Kristy Alley so fat? Because she did not eggsercise!

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Marie Antoinette said that feeding the peasants was a piece of cake.

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Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.

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Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance.

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