The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg White!
What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!
What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!
What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
Did you hear about McDonalds? They eggspanded the breakfast menu.
Why is Kristy Alley so fat? Because she did not eggsercise!
Marie Antoinette said that feeding the peasants was a piece of cake.
Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.
Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance.