What did the firefighter say when the church caught on fire? “Holy smoke!”

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I was telling a joke about a house that burned down to a firefighter the other day. He had to be there.

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How do you know which locker belongs to a female firefighter? Just look for the one with 20 pairs of fire boots under it.

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What’s the difference between a soldier and a private employee ?? Only one of’em is afraid of firing.

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What do you say when some McD in a slum needs equipments ?? Requires Fryer in the hole.

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he’s warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life.

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A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived? The German. He was out practicing marching.

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How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.

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Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

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