Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? A thousand soles got burned, some heel did it while he was laced.

111

I’d really be tempted to take these trousers out back and set them on fire, but I’ve never been one for burning my britches.

114

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.

107

We spent all day debating about housefires. It was quite a heated argument.

91

When a fire broke out in the barber shop it was a close shave but everyone got out by a whisker.

127

With only one piece of wood, I tried to convince the fire to light by use of a monologue.

114

My granpa always said you should fight fire with fire.

108

Maybe that’s why he got fired from the fire service.

103

I’ve been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now. Maybe I’m just not cut out to be a firefighter.

96

They say if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen…Which is why I lost my job as a firefighter.

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