What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? Cinderella-phant.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow? Peanut butter. (See Cow Puns)
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater? Warren!
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night? Russell!
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
What do you call a elephant that never washes? A smellyphant!
What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden? Squash!