What do you call an elephant with rotors? A Nellie-copter.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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What do you call an elephant that never washes? A smelly-phant.

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What do you call a flying elephant? A jumbo jet.

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Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.

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Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.

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Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.

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What’s big and grey and wears a mask? The elephant-om of the opera.

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Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.

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I had a job circumcising elephants. The base salary wasn’t great, but the tips were huge.

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