An elephant flew past at 200 miles per hour. It was a Nelliecopter

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Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment? You look elephantastic!

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Who lost a herd of elephants? Big bo peep!

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater? Terrified!

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What is an elephant that flies? A propellaphant.

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What’s the opposite of an elephant? An eleph-antonym.

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Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

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What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head? An elephant-enna.

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What do elephants do at night? Watch ‘elevision.

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What do you call a light-headed elephant? An ele-faint.

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