Can some repost the whole thread?  Some of the articles have been OHMitted.

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My electrician friend accidently blew the power to the ice making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

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My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!

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I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!

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What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.

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If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?

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What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.

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