How does a hen leave it’s house? Through the eggs-it.

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What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An egg-oholic.

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Knock, knock Who’s there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette smarter than I look!

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What happens if you mix up a computer manual with a cookbook? You get an egg-shell spreadsheet!

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What does an egg do when he sees a green light? He egg-celerates!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!

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What do eggs tell at parties? They tell yokes!

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What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg White!

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What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!

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Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated

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