How does a hen leave it’s house? Through the eggs-it.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An egg-oholic.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette smarter than I look!
What happens if you mix up a computer manual with a cookbook? You get an egg-shell spreadsheet!
What does an egg do when he sees a green light? He egg-celerates!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
What do eggs tell at parties? They tell yokes!
What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg White!
What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!
Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated