What did people say when the dolphin walked on water? It was just a fluke. (Note: a dolphin’s tale is called a fluke)

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What did the baby dolphin do when he was upset? He whale-d

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Why are dolphins smarter than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand by the side of a pool and feed them fish.

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How does a group of dolphins decide on something?  They flipper coin!

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How did they know the dolphin attack was no accident?  Because dolphins do everything on Porpoise.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way?  She whale-d

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What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?  Whale of fortune!

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What birthday party game do dolphin like to play?  Salmon says!

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Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?  Because they work below C-Level.

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What is the most important vitamin in a dolphin’s diet?  Vitamin Sea!

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