Dolphin Puns

What did people say when the dolphin walked on water? It was just a fluke. (Note: a dolphin’s tale is called a fluke)

What did the baby dolphin do when he was upset? He whale-d

Why are dolphins smarter than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand by the side of a pool and feed them fish.

How does a group of dolphins decide on something?  They flipper coin!

How did they know the dolphin attack was no accident?  Because dolphins do everything on Porpoise.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way?  She whale-d

What birthday party game do dolphin like to play?  Salmon says!

Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?  Because they work below C-Level.

What is the most important vitamin in a dolphin’s diet?  Vitamin Sea!