What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? a Greyhound Buzz.
Why wouldn’t the dog sit on his chair? Because he left his sheet[shit] on there.
What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.
Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart? He was CON-fused!
What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle.
What did the skeleton say to the puppy? bonappetite
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.
Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse? It was a dog
and pony show.