When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

751

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? – Denis.

297

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

143

I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

134

My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.

138

My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

140

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

146

Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.

143

What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself

139

What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear

145