Dance Puns

While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance.

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss? Line dancing at a nursing home.

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.

Dancers are the messengers of the gods.

What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

Where can you dance in California? San Fran-disco

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.

Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot!

Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing.

I often say that in making dances I can make a world where I think things are done morally, done democratically, done honestly.

Korea has Seoul!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it

Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says ‘twist to open’!

What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step, it is an old business procedure.

Love teaches even asses to dance.

I don’t make love by kissing, I make love by dancing.

Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.

If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it!

Ballet is not technique but a way of expression that comes more closely to the inner language of man than any other.

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? An Ocean “Liner”.

What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.

What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A One Liner!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight!

Where did the computer go to dance? To a disc-o!

What do cows like to dance to? Any kind of moosic they like!

What is good for your soul but not your soles? Dancing!

What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet

Why does a ballerina were a two two (Tutu)? Because a one one is to small and a three three is to big.

Why are all Fred Astaire dance studios on the first floor? Because they are afraid of stairs

Why did the dancer cross the road? Because she had to do it on the other side!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp

What do ballerinas run on? Batterie power! What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.

What is a ducks favorite dance? The quackstep!