While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance.

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss? Line dancing at a nursing home.

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.

Dancers are the messengers of the gods.

What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

Where can you dance in California? San Fran-disco

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.

Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot!