While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance.

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Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

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Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss? Line dancing at a nursing home.

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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.

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Dancers are the messengers of the gods.

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What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

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Where can you dance in California? San Fran-disco

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

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If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.

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Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot!

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