Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

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Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

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Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

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Why do bananas use sunscreen?  Because they peel.

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