What is a computer virus? A terminal illness!
Why was the computer cold? It left it’s Windows open!
Why was there a bug in the computer? Because it was looking for a byte to eat.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!
What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard? A screensaver!
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.