What is a computer virus?  A terminal illness!

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Why was the computer cold?  It left it’s Windows open!

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Why was there a bug in the computer?  Because it was looking for a byte to eat.

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Why did the computer squeak?  Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!

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What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?  A screensaver!

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Where do all the cool mice live?  In their mousepads.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?  Lots of memory!

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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