Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

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A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

233

Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.

209

I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.

226

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

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Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

169

What did the spider do on the computer?  Made a website!

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What did the computer do at lunchtime?  Had a byte!

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What does a baby computer call his father?  Data!

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Why did the computer keep sneezing?  It had a virus!

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