Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.
I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus!