“There’s a ship over there sending a DOS!” “Don’t you mean SOS?” “No, it’s a Sea Prompt.”
I’m trying to Exchange my family. Meanwhile I’m maintaining a positive Outlook.
How am I with PowerPoint? You could say I Excel at it.
I told my boss we should get rid of unwanted redundancy. I got booted.
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?