“There’s a ship over there sending a DOS!” “Don’t you mean SOS?” “No, it’s a Sea Prompt.”

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I’m trying to Exchange my family. Meanwhile I’m maintaining a positive Outlook.

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How am I with PowerPoint? You could say I Excel at it.

52

I told my boss we should get rid of unwanted redundancy. I got booted.

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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

66

Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

72

If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

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