Why do I not like hot drinks? It’s just not my cup of tea.

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Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . “He- brews”

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What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee? Java the Hut! How do you make Pig Jerky? Give them some coffee.

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What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.

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What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common? They are all better rich!

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What do you call a baby calf that’s lost his head? De-calf

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How Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What’s It Called When You Steal Someone’s Coffee?Mugging!

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How Are Coffee Beans like Kids?They’re always getting grounded!

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How Are Men like Coffee?The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

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