Why do I not like hot drinks? It’s just not my cup of tea.
Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . “He- brews”
What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee? Java the Hut! How do you make Pig Jerky? Give them some coffee.
What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common? They are all better rich!
What do you call a baby calf that’s lost his head? De-calf
How Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What’s It Called When You Steal Someone’s Coffee?Mugging!
How Are Coffee Beans like Kids?They’re always getting grounded!
How Are Men like Coffee?The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!