If the Rooster layed an Egg on a roof, witch way would the egg roll? Nowhere because roosters don’t lay egg. 222
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because it was a dirty double-crosser! 235
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? She was tickled to death! 222
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone. 216
Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets? The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched. 206
Why did the chicken cross the road roll in mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser. 215