How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly.
What’s a Pirates favourite cheese? Chedd-AAR.
There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France… all that was left was de brie.
What do cheese salesmen say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Which is the most religious cheese? Emmental… it’s very hol(e)y….
Which cheese is an alcoholic? Livarot.
What does cheese like to drink? Morbier
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a brie, I Cheddar the world and the Feta
cheese, everybodys looking for Stilton.
My business making clothes out of cheese has gone bust…..turns out that fromage frays.