What music does cheese listen to? R & Brie.
How did the cheese paint his wife? He double Gloucester.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone? Because the Roquefort back.
When can’t you see a cheese? When it’s pasteurised..
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
Why does cheese look sane? Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda…
What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why did the clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn’t get his Stilton.