When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.


A dog knows when you’re sad. And he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.


What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.


What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!