What’s the first thing you say to a cat? HELLO KITTY!

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What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box? Quicksand.

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What was the special offer at the pet store this week? Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail? Me-ow!

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How do you make cats furry? The spin cycle.

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Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas? She was a sher-paw.

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Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!

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Where does a cat go when he looses his tail? The retail store!

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What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A survival kit.

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What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws!

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