What’s the first thing you say to a cat? HELLO KITTY!
What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box? Quicksand.
What was the special offer at the pet store this week? Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea!
What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail? Me-ow!
How do you make cats furry? The spin cycle.
Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas? She was a sher-paw.
Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!
Where does a cat go when he looses his tail? The retail store!
What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A survival kit.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws!