Guy walks into my parts store. Says “I need a gas cap for a Ki” I said, okay, sounds like a fair trade.

116

What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

118

What do the British drink warm beer? Because Lucas Electronics makes their refrigerators.

145

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

136

Don’t worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn’t be lost much longer.

140

There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can’t drive a car and start behaving illogically.

123

I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio… I don’t understand a word they’re saying.

130

You can get “anywhere” in ten minutes if you go fast enough.

125

Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.

108

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

125