Guy walks into my parts store. Says “I need a gas cap for a Ki” I said, okay, sounds like a fair trade.

119

What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

120

What do the British drink warm beer? Because Lucas Electronics makes their refrigerators.

148

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

139

Don’t worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn’t be lost much longer.

142

There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can’t drive a car and start behaving illogically.

126

I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio… I don’t understand a word they’re saying.

133

You can get “anywhere” in ten minutes if you go fast enough.

127

Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.

110

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

127