Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.

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Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!

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Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

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What happened when Jessica Simpson tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven!

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What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A stomach-cake!

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What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.

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Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

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What’s up cake? Muffing much!

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