Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What happened when Jessica Simpson tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A stomach-cake!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What’s up cake? Muffing much!